Lee Wochner: Writer. Director. Writing instructor. Thinker about things.


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In passing

November 18th, 2013

I was sorry to learn just now of the death of Syd Field, a colleague of mine when I was teaching in the graduate writing program at the University of Southern California. Syd was a nice guy and a good teacher. And a bit influence:  just about everyone in Hollywood has read his book. Here’s the obit.

Also, I seem to have missed the passing of Marcia Wallace. Just over five years ago, Marcia was in a special performance of one of my plays — a one-night-only fundraising thing — and I have to say, she killed it. I knew the thing was funny (it had been done before), but she found all sorts of new things that made me seem like a comedy genius. She was very sweet to work with. I grew up watching her on The Bob Newhart Show, so getting to work with her, however briefly, felt like one of those situations where you ask yourself how you wound up this lucky in life. I’m sorry we’ll never get another chance. I hope that, somewhere in my “records” such as they are, I can find that photo we took together.

 

Ironic all day long

November 18th, 2013

My Visa card issuer just updated my card and changed the account number. I of course need to share the new information with companies that charge that card, so I just called 24 Hour Fitness.

Their answering machine message says they’re closed.

More “rewarding” service from AT&T

November 15th, 2013

Remember how much I love AT&T?  Mostly because of the fantastic service. If you’ve got AT&T, I’m sure you can relate. Well, lately they’ve been extra solicitous.

I got a “thank you” card in the mail from AT&T, “thanking me” for sticking it out with U-verse for two years now. As a thank you, they also promise two rewards:  a free On Demand movie rental, up to $6, and a $15 AT&T Visa “Reward Card” that I can redeem however I wish. All I have to do is go online and redeem it. They’re even so nice as to give me a printed step-by-step walkthrough of how to do this. So I did this. Here’s what I found out:

  • The “free” On Demand credit of $6 will credit to my account in 1-2 months. In other words, after I’ve already spent about $400 — unless I switch from AT&T. Which is kind of what happens with the other offer as well:
  • The prepaid Visa will be sent to me after I’ve stayed on the service for another four months. My U-verse bill (for cable, phone, and internet) is $194/month. So actually, this “thank you” is really a tiny discount to get me to stay longer. Precisely, it’s the equivalent of a $15 discount off about a $600 bill.  That’s a discount of .025%. I’m making an offer right here and now:  I’m currently engaged in several negotiations. If any of those people I speaking with would like a discount of .025% and they’ll sign right now — just let me know. You can have it.
  • When I went online to redeem the card and learned these things, I also saw this encouraging text about the $15 “thank you” “reward” card:

 

You’re almost there!Please review and accept the Terms and Conditions below to
redeem your $10 AT&T Visa® Reward Card.

So when you actually want the fifteen-buck thank-you card, it’s worth only ten.

I threw it all in the trash and considered, again, switching to Charter.

Mesmerizing performances

October 21st, 2013

 

In the past 10 days I’ve seen three performances that were simultaneously spectacular and enervating — Robert Wilson and Philip Glass’s Einstein on the Beach at LA Opera; Robert Wilson delivering John Cage’s Lecture on Nothing at UCLA; and Brian Wilson in concert last night with some of the Beach Boys and with Jeff Beck.

 

All three of these are going to inform my thinking for a while, in a number of ways. Because all three of them balanced performance elements of the highest level with stretches of tedium that leave me asking, “Is that intentional?”

 

I haven’t fully synthesized my thoughts about this yet, but here’s the condensed version:

Einstein on the Beach is a masterpiece. The stage images, often featuring performers moving ever so slightly, when matched with the repetitive, minimalist music of Philip Glass, frequently left me in a trance. I was enveloped with this music and with the visuals. When I wasn’t in a euphoric or trance state, i.e., when I was able to reassert my intellect, I started thinking about things, such as:  “What does this mean? When will something happen? And is this why Rich Roesberg once told me the only music he can’t listen to is Philip Glass?” I was so expectant of something happening — and lots did, in sometimes astonishingly small ways — that the intermissionless 4.5-hour opera went by without my ever thinking I needed to run to the bathroom.

Lecture on Nothing includes the infamous section where a piece of spoken word is repeated 13 times. The piece is a “lecture” composed on a complex time signature — words “performed” as music — but I have to admit feeling like the woman at the first reading of it who said she couldn’t stand it any more and ran out. At the same time, the silences and pauses were somehow breathtaking — because our lives are so often filled with clutter (of noise, of sound, of music, of language, of advertising) that its absence is startling. Wilson also brought a level of staging to it, in his trademark minutely observed motions, that increased my hyperawareness.

The show last night at the Greek Theatre left me wondering again if Brian Wilson isn’t a counterprogramming genius. The last time I saw him (sans the Beach Boys name) was at the Hollywood Bowl in 2007. For that show, he had a laughably bad  would-be symphonic-choir band open for him; honest to God, our entire section was beside ourselves with laughter and mocking. After that, Wilson seemed like a genius, even though he had all the affect of that guy we’ve all seen at one point or another, on a subway or a bus or a street corner, whose mouth moves wrong and whose body isn’t in sync with whatever his mind thinks is going on. Last night, he put in an exceptional first set, performing much of Pet Sounds, and with Al Jardine in tow, to the incredible delight of everyone in the venue. Astounding doesn’t begin to convey the feeling of hearing that music performed so well by two of the guys who produced it almost 50 years ago. After a few more Beach Boys songs, including a wonderful rendition of Sail On Sailor, Jeff Beck and his band were given the stage for a 45-minute set. In my analysis of these three events, the set by Beck and company would be the purposely tedious section that renders a specific counter-response (in this case, further enhancing Brian Wilson’s reputation and the impact of his performance). Forty-five minutes of noodling around on a guitar, no matter how self-indulgently, doesn’t constitute a concert or, at least, not one I want to see. I now understand how my wife felt the last time she gamely accompanied me to a concert by King Crimson — except they actually have songs. As I said to my companion last night, the only thing Jeff Beck needs is a singer, and some songs.

 

I’ve got two more concerts this year — Thomas Dolby, and Police, both in November — and I’m hoping to get to that Magritte show this week in New York.  The “mystery of the ordinary,” indeed.

 

 

Color theory in practice

October 21st, 2013

Need help understanding color theory? This should help.

Discredited art

October 16th, 2013

I’m a fan of the work of the late artist Mike Sekowsky, whose career in comics spanned the 1940’s through the 1970’s, including such notable DC comics as Justice League of America, Metal Men, Wonder Woman, Brave and the Bold, and assorted science fiction comics. If you read DC comics at all in those years, it was practically impossible to miss his work — moreso because his style was so recognizable.

Except, it seems, by DC Comics. Because when you go to this page, you’ll discover that DC is attributing all his work to “Josephine” Sekowsky.

Sekowsky had a reputation for being difficult. But I don’t believe he had a reputation for gender confusion. (And perhaps the opposite; see the above image — which also helps to reveal why so many of us remember his drawings of Wonder Woman and Black Canary.) So it looks like DC has accidentally misattributed all of his work, which is a terrible shame. Especially toward someone who put such an indelible stamp on so much of their history.

(The above images are also not by Josephine Sekowsky.)

Political thought for the day

October 15th, 2013

House Republicans should just put Nancy Pelosi back in charge. Then they could go back to what they really want to do: complain with impunity.

Vacant-minded vacationers

October 7th, 2013

Actual complaints from vacationers, as communicated to a major travel agency.

Where do you sign up for the vacation from stupidity?

Grabbity

October 4th, 2013

My friends at Warner Brothers invited me and a couple hundred other folks to a screening last night on the lot of the new Alfonzo Cuaron film Gravity. I don’t make it my habit here to review movies, but I have to say, it’s a spectacular movie. The special effects are spectacular, and the action is 100% filled with grabbity and doesn’t let go. I would say the most astounding special effect is 50-year-old Sandra Bullock’s perfect figure, except that’s for real. There are some scientific slips — not to spoil anything, but in the one scene the one astronaut wouldn’t be pulling the other into danger because at the moment there’s no force and no gravity — but if you notice these, please ignore them. It’s a fantastic film, and the sort of one that encourages seeing in the movie theatre.

Oil’s well that ends well

October 4th, 2013

The United States is the world’s largest energy consumer.

Which nation is the world’s largest energy producer?

If you said the U.S. — and who would have? — you’d be right.

Oh, how I wish that my father, who lost his business 40 years ago to the Arab oil embargo, had lived to see this day.