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Making me look good

January 28th, 2010

A big thank-you to artists/designers Penny Seechooratana and Lipaz Savion at Counterintuity for the new look of this site. I’m grateful that the long national nightmare of the “design” that I did is finally over.

They’ve been itching to put up something better for a while. What was the hold-up? Me. Finally I told them to just do what they thought would look good, and here we are. I have no idea where they got that photo of me.

There are more improvements to come. (The photo is probably going to stay, though.)

Still reclusive

January 28th, 2010

J.D. Salinger wasn’t seen in public again today, a trend that is expected to continue indefinitely.

Dome update

January 27th, 2010

Yes, I am working on that piece about Stephen King’s book “Under the Dome,” and why you shouldn’t read it. It’s not my intention to write a magnum opus — but I am at 835 words, and counting. The book is so bad, I’m not sure where to stop. In the meantime, please bear with me,  and don’t read the book.

Game changer

January 27th, 2010

I have a MacBook Pro laptop. I have a desktop iMac. I have an iPhone. I don’t need an iPad, but I have to say, this video made me want one.

I’m not ready to leave behind my tactile relationship with books. I am very ready to leave behind my relationship with newspapers and magazines, however. While we preserve books (keeping them, or lending them, or donating them), periodicals are conceived in impermanence (hence their disposability). Although I have been emotionally unable to cancel my daily newspaper subscription, as regular readers of this blog know, I could easily do so with my subscriptions to Inc. and Fast Company and the Los Angeles Business Journal and the San Fernando Valley Business Journal and the New Yorker and Entrepreneur and the Dramatist, because the key feature — portability — would be supplemented by new benefits: reduction in paper and clickability to related material.

Why haven’t I, then, gotten a Kindle? Because the Kindle is solely a reader (and, to a degree, a browser). The iPad is a Kindle with netbook benefits, including email, video, apps, and more. Why carry a single-blade pocketknife when you can have a multi-tool that takes up less space?

Will I get an iPad? Looking ahead, yes — at some point. We all know full well that iPad 2.0 will be released within 12 months — if not sooner. We know this from experience with the iPod and the iPhone. iPad 2.0 will feature 4G. Count on it. That’s worth waiting for. The other thing worth waiting for is the related price drop on the current offering — although I have to say, I was astonished by how low-priced the base model is. Everyone was anticipating Apple to bring out a tablet for under a thousand bucks. I don’t think anyone was expecting the base model to run less than five hundred bucks. As a colleague said today on a conference call, “That’s the end of the Kindle.”

Today’s inspirational message

January 26th, 2010

The State of the Union address, as delivered by Steve Jobs.

(Don’t) Rescue Me

January 25th, 2010

Michael Hiltzik on why California — and its Republican governor — should stop looking to the feds for a bailout.

Favorite line:

In a letter to the state’s congressional delegation last week seeking a $6.9-billion federal handout, the governor said “California lawmakers have done nearly everything that can be done to address this historic fiscal crisis.” This is true, if you define “nearly everything that can be done” as “almost nothing.”

We’ve had years of “almost nothing” now, and there’s plenty of blame to spread around for that. My hope is that California’s budget is now so thoroughly broken that the next class of elected leaders will be forced to fix it. Perhaps they could start by rebuilding the car tax that Arnold Schwarzenegger  demolished — which took $6 billion annually out of the state treasury, which is a big part of what knocked the budget out of balance. And a little reform of the prison-industrial complex would help too.

My next jury duty excuse

January 25th, 2010

Barack Obama was summoned for jury duty, but has notified the court back in Chicago that he won’t be able to make it.

In defense

January 25th, 2010

Mark Evanier applies common sense to defending Jay Leno. I’m one of those who don’t find Leno funny, but I don’t understand this backlash against him either. It’s not like he’s denying millions of people health insurance or something.

Philip K. Dick for real

January 24th, 2010

The LA Times’ Scott Timberg provides a basic overview of Philip K. Dick’s final years, which Dick spent living in Orange County when it was in its late Reagan period.

This piece makes mention of the forthcoming film adaptation of one of Dick’s finest novels, “Radio Free Albemuth.” I’m always torn when it comes to filmed versions of novels I love.  As a playwright, I love what actors and directors bring to words — the good actors and directors, anyway. But film is a different medium; a novel doesn’t need anyone but the writer. So, in general, I stay away. That didn’t prevent me from seeing the filmed version of “The Road” (more about that later), and I’m still itching to see that film version of “Anna Karenina,” because Alfred Molina seems as though he’d be so perfectly cast as Levin. Of course, once I heard that Molina was playing Levin, I haven’t been able to think of Levin in any other form — and that’s part of the problem.

This story also mentions Dick’s “realist” novels. For many years, I eagerly awaited their posthumous publication; then, unfortunately, they started to get published. “Confessions of a Crap Artist,” which was published in Dick’s lifetime, is an ingenious and completely captivating postmodern story told from three different points of view; ultimately, the entire story may be a lie (or fiction) told by the self-professed “crap artist” of the title. It’s a book that should stand alongside far better known literary American novels of the 20th century.  “Mary and the Giant” has the benefit of an explosive story — a young white girl takes up with a large African-American singer and then an elderly shopkeeper — but is utterly lacking thematic unity; its ending leaves you wondering what it was all about. “Voices from the Street,” written in 1952 and finally published in 2007, makes for less engaging reading than the Chinese phone book. Characters natter on endlessly about nothing. I tried twice to read it and got only halfway. Here’s a review from “In Milton Lumky Territory” that might speak for most of the non-science-fiction books Dick wrote:

Like many of Dick’s main characters in his realistic novels, Bruce and Susan decide they need to move to start again—but missing from most of these novels is what happens to the characters after they have moved. Similarly, the tone of In Milton Lumky Territory is not very adroit; as in his science fiction novels, the story can feel sparse and padded with unneeded adjectives. There is little of the wild conjecture that one finds in Dick’s more popular books; rather than oppressive and violent governments of the future, there are toxic personalities to avoid.

That sounds about right:  Nothing happens in these books.  And no, not much happens in Philip Roth’s latest book either, but it happens far more interestingly because the internal life of the protagonist is so deeply plumbed.

These negatives about the realist novels  aside (and, again, one of them is excellent), I’m confident that Philip K. Dick’s legend and influence will grow even higher. Edgar Allan Poe was a far worse writer, one given to lugubrious prose in his fiction and overstressed cadences in his poetry, but we remember him for inventing the detective story and the gothic horror tale. Dick has made no less an impact in his paranoid but telling vision of an overcommercialized culture controled by the colation of government, business, and celebrity. This vision is best expressed as a whole in three books — “Ubik,” “Radio Free Albemuth,” and “Confessions of a Crap Artist”– and they remain recommended.

Angry = funny

January 23rd, 2010

I’ve never been a Conan O’Brien fan. I watched the debacle of his beginning 17 years ago on “Late Night” and just didn’t get it. Even when I checked in a few times in the years since, I didn’t get it. And honestly, it didn’t seem like there was much to get. I also watched an episode or two after he took over “The Tonight Show” and didn’t find much there either. Especially in a time when one can get sharp humor on a regular basis from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, Conan didn’t seem that sharp. Moreover, he was trending in the wrong direction (for me, at least) — heading toward the middle now that he was sitting in the old Johnny/Jay seat.

The past two weeks have been different. Mighty different. His anger has helped create some of the finest, funniest television I’ve ever seen.

The other night in a royal screw-you to NBC, he mounted the most expensive comedy sketch ever — cost: $1.5 million, on NBC’s dime. Here it is, if you want to see it (while it lasts; NBC already yanked the bit from their webcast, fearing the royalties they’d owe to the Rolling Stones for use of the original recording of “Satisfaction,” which O’Brien also used to drive up the cost).

This enormous eff-you to the network that was broadcasting the show was shocking. The giddiness, anger, and anxiety surrounding the entire episode was exhilarating. Even Adam Sandler somehow was funny. It left me wondering if I’ve missed other things on this show the past seven months, and then I thought….

Probably not. It’s the liberating anger that made Conan O’Brien and his show funny for two weeks. It couldn’t (and wouldn’t) have gone on much longer.

Next month, the show returns to Jay Leno. Like everyone else in Burbank, I’ve seen Jay around town countless times. He seems like a good guy. On Saturdays there’s a book shop he hangs around at regularly, he always lends his image or his time to good causes, he drops in at auto shows and parades and talks about motorcycles and cars, and he treats everyone around like he’s just another citizen of Burbank. And if I were NBC and one third of my affiliates were going to bolt because the ratings with Conan were half what they were with Jay, I would’ve gotten on the phone with Jay too. And, like most of America, I’ll tune in that first night or two when Jay returns to see what happens. After that, though, I won’t be watching, and no, I wasn’t watching before, either. But those two weeks were delicious.