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Comical ratings

September 12th, 2011

Here are the 10 best-selling single issue comics of the past 10 years. I doubt that #1 would have anywhere near that sales level now.

Another first-person account of 9-11

September 11th, 2011

In which someone who was caught that day first in lower Manhattan, and then on the New Jersey side, gets a reminder that his little inconvenience is nothing compared with the devastation all around, and shares photos of everything he saw. I can’t find a way to link directly to it, but it’s the post here called “That Day” on, well, this day in September. Thanks to Joe Stafford for letting me know about this one.

Today’s music video

September 11th, 2011

It’s one of the best music mash-ups I’ve seen, in which Stevie Wonder’s “Superstitious,” interwoven with Metallica’s “Sad but True,” gives us “Sad but Superstitious.” (Extra points go to the video for incorporating a cameo appearance by Grover.)

Ten years ago

September 11th, 2011

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Ten years ago today, my alarm clock radio awoke me to a report that a plane had hit the World Trade Center. My immediate thought was, “Oh, come on. Please. Not falling for that.” Because, given the alarmed tenor of the broadcast, I assumed that this was the latest attempt to duplicate Orson Welles’ “War of the Worlds” fake radio broadcast. It wasn’t until I tried to get on the internet and every news site I tried was overloaded with traffic and utterly inaccessible that I decided that something big must be up, and so switched on the television, and saw what everyone else everywhere saw:  orchestrated pandemonium and the sight of one of the towers on fire, with a large smoking black grease stain on one side.

That sight reminded me of the failed attack some years previously to the base of the trade center, and I already had a sinking feeling. I called each of my employees at home and told them to stay home. I also called my nephew and told him that I thought he should come spend the day with us, just in case, and did the same with a close friend. They both came over. My wife and I performed a quick mental checklist of our provisions, again, just in case. No one was sure what was going on or what was going to happen. I found myself thinking about nuclear weapons for the first time since the Carter Administration, when tensions between the Soviets and the U.S. had been at a periodic height.

At some point in all this, a plane hit the second tower, and at some point after that, first the first tower, and then the second, fell into atomized dust.

My nephew came over and we took my kids to the park a few blocks from my house. His cellphone rang, and it was my brother with the news that the original pilot of that second plane had been Victor, my brother’s friend since high school, his best friend, in some ways his only friend. My nephew was struck by the experience of hearing his very level-headed, competent, well-put-together father completely broken down over the phone. Nobody knew what to say. I certainly didn’t.

We also didn’t know what to expect. Were we at war? Who was the enemy? What was next? This was obviously some small coordinated attack, but what would follow it, from them or from us? Like everyone else, I made a mad dash for the supermarket and bought oversized dispensers of water and canned goods and batteries.

A couple of nights later, we got the first  inkling of what the American mood would become, as our pleasant, peaceful suburban neighborhood was transformed into a third-world backwater with cars and pickup trucks adorned with jingoistic bumper stickers and signs about Arabs and Muslims and ragheads driving up and down in the night flying  flags and honking horns, their drivers hooting and  hollering through open windows. My wife was at work. My friend and I kept the kids inside and talked about the Wallace Shawn play “The Designated Mourner,” which concerns a junta taking over a society too much like our own.

It’s been said that what became known as “9-11” changed everything. Well, as the phrase “the butterfly effect” reminds us, everything changes everything. But 9-11 certainly changed everything for me. It’s my rage at the illegitimate Bush Administration’s completely wrong response that drove me more deeply into politics and ultimately led me to the several political roles I’ve held since then. But even more importantly there’s this:

One morning the month after the attacks, all the power went down here in Burbank. I found a battery-powered radio (and if you asked me now where to find a battery-powered radio in this house, I couldn’t tell you) and turned it on to hear an alert informing me that authorities were investigating the source of the outage, but that under no condition should parents go pick up their children, repeat, parents should leave their children in their schools. I turned to my wife and said, “I’m going to go get our kids.” I imagined a traffic snarl as every other parent tried to drive to their school to pick up their own children, so I decided to walk. Before I left, though, another broadcast came on saying that it turned out a car had hit a power box, that this emphatically was not a terrorist attack, and that power would be restored — and then, rather soon, power was restored. Our kids were safe and we were safe, at least for this one day, we had somehow survived again, against the backdrop of constant thoughts that surely Los Angeles would be next to be attacked, and my wife and I collapsed into each other with relief, and, it turned out, made another child right then.

So, yes, I have a September 11 baby. He’s now 9.

I share all this today in an effort to document the moment, 10 years ago, when we all wondered if everything was coming to an end. In some ways, we are still in that moment. In retrospect, the 90’s were a paradise, especially in the United States. I remember my brother, the same brother who just a few years later was to lose his friend to fiends who slit his throat and took over his plane and flew it into a building, telling me that overall things in the country looked good. It was true, and I’m glad he said that, so I could lodge that memory. Since then, we’ve fought at least one and probably two and maybe three wars that we didn’t need to (Iraq, Libya, and Afghanistan); our economy has collapsed or nearly collapsed several times; and we’ve entered an era where every single move by our political leadership seems made and judged through the spectrum of political gain or loss, rather than improvement to the common good. Nine-eleven definitively capped off the period of good feeling from the previous decade. Since then, every day has been filled with lingering dread, with only the most recent peer over the cliff engendered by the utterly contrived crisis of the debt-ceiling increase.

What’s to come? I don’t know, and neither does anyone else. The pendulum of history does swing, but Americans seem unsure if it’s going to swing back for us, or if it is, when. Nine-eleven was more than an occasion when two jets were flown into two buildings. It was an assault on the exposed belly of America, and we’ve been bleeding from it ever since.

Celebrity instant playwriting

September 8th, 2011

Here’s a fun stunt:  Neil LaBute and Theresa Rebeck will write plays next week in a webcast event, based on prompts provided by the LA Times. Vote here for your pick of prompts. For the record, I’m drumming up support for this one: “Kristin enrolls in a figure studies class, then realizes that she knows the nude model, Ron, from church.” I’m eager to see what former Mormon LaBute and feminist Rebeck come up with on that one.

I want these shoes!

September 8th, 2011

Almost 25 years ago, I saw The Cure in concert at the Philadelphia Spectrum and a friend and I remarked upon the enormity of leader singer Robert Smith’s sneakers. They were impressive indeed. I don’t know that these are as big or as impressive, but I do know that I want them.

Gunby

September 7th, 2011

San Diego is the home of the famed Comic-Con International. That comics and cartoons influence is evidently far-reaching, because last night someone dressed up as Gumby attempted to rob a 7-Eleven (as this video shows). No, he doesn’t appear to have had a gun (but I couldn’t resist the pun), but the costume wasn’t the only thing comic about it: Reports are that he made off with only 27¢, which he dropped. I guess in the attempted getaway, he was afraid of being too pokey. San Diego Crime Stoppers is offering a $1000 award for any information, and I am now formulating in my head what the APB sounded like: “Suspect is a green halfwit, wide-eyed with a vacant smile. Do not approach with caution — caution is unnecessary.”

The best Republican president since Lincoln

September 6th, 2011

Who is it? It may be Barack Obama. (It’s certainly seeming that way….) This brings to mind the quote from Harry Truman:

“If it’s a choice between a genuine Republican, and a Republican in Democratic clothing, the people will choose the genuine article, every time; that is, they will take a Republican before they will a phony Democrat, and I don’t want any phony Democratic candidates in this campaign.” Address at the National Convention Banquet of the Americans for Democratic Action, 17 May 1952

Today’s honest-to-God misreading of an ad

September 6th, 2011

On Facebook, I just saw an ad that read:  “Free Barack Obama Sticker!” And I honest-to-God thought it should be read like “Free Nelson Mandela” from back in the day (as opposed to “free sticker”). The former meaning — “set him free” — I would have ordered.

Today’s musical video

September 6th, 2011

(To the tune of “Gotta Share!”)

A friend sent this to me.
Said this is for you, Lee.
I told him it was fun
Not a home run
But worth seeing up here.

It means a lot that he shared
Shows that he cared
That he dared
To break out of the mold…
Of the old…