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High crimes and misdemeanors, Part 2

Monday, July 9th, 2007

In this week’s New Yorker, Hendrik Hertzberg does a good job of summing up in a few short paragraphs what I was wrangling over at length the other day: the malfeasance of this administration, most especially its main perpetrator, the wrongfully appointed Dick Cheney.

Click here to read it.

Start lining up now

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

The San Diego Comic-Con is almost here, so you’re going to want to plan accordingly. Here’s a sneak peak of the Con’s events, which you should study closely. (Elsewise you risk getting crushed in the mass of humanoids trying to get into Hall H at the last moment.)

High crimes and misdemeanors

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

The list of offenses by George W. Bush and his sneering co-conspirator that qualify as “high crimes and misdemeanors” — and therefore merit charges of impeachment — is so long that if I detailed them here we might indeed finally hit a sign that says “Internet ends here.” So let’s just deal with one that, while I know it’s been exhausted elsewhere recently, I have to cover for just a moment to get off my chest.

Being connected to the outing of one of our own spies has to qualify as treason. Our spies are, well, ours. Ideally, spies gather intelligence that helps fend off the threat of war. But of course, that wasn’t what was wanted here — in fact, what was wanted was quite the opposite, at all costs. And so, to silence our spy’s husband, our spy was outed. By her own government.

I don’t put anything past Bush/Cheney, which is one reason I view askance the pony race of the presidential campaign in progress: I’m not sure these people are stepping down. I’m predicting “a national emergency” that requires them to stay in power. In college when we played a lot of the board game Risk, one of our friends would always maneuver with others to attack this country or that, saying that it was “for the good of the game.” But we knew that it really wasn’t for the good of everyone in the game; it was for the good of his vested interest in winning the game. No one was fooled. I’m predicting that this “national emergency” will be “for the good of the game. “What I don’t know is whether or not we’ll be fooled. (If the past is prelude to the present, then probably so.)

Since I don’t blame Bush/Cheney, given that it’s the scorpion’s nature to sting, I blame a media that did things like focus on Al Gore’s sighs in the 2000 debates (and don’t those sighs look appealing now), and a Supreme Court that overturned all jurisprudence to install an illicit regime. Re the media, this piece right here from Newsweak is what has prompted this posting. It details Bush’s “process,” such as it was, to commute the sentence of Scooter Libby, one of those guys involved with jeopardizing our spy’s life while she was doing things like serving the country.

Here’s a telling paragraph:

Behind the scenes, Bush was intensely focused on the matter, say two White House advisers who were briefed on the deliberations, but who asked not to be identified talking about sensitive matters. Bush asked Fred Fielding, his discreet White House counsel, to collect information on the case. Fielding, anticipating the Libby issue would be on his plate, had been gathering material for some time, including key trial transcripts. Uncharacteristically, Bush himself delved into the details. He was especially keen to know if there was compelling evidence that might contradict the jury’s verdict that Libby had lied to a federal grand jury about when—and from whom—he learned the identity of Valerie Plame Wilson, wife of Iraq War critic Joe Wilson. But Fielding, one of the advisers tells NEWSWEEK, reluctantly concluded that the jury had reached a reasonable verdict: the evidence was strong that Libby testified falsely about his role in the leak.

So the Administration’s own person concluded that the jury was right. And Bush himself was “uncharacteristically” consumed with details (his more characteristic responses having been well on display during 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina). (I guess when it comes directly through his own door, it’s important. If we’re ever attacked by Martians or zombies, we can only hope they hit the Oval Office first so that there’s a response.) Then, in the piece in Newsweak, we get this:

The president was conflicted. He hated the idea that a loyal aide would serve time. Hanging over his deliberations was Cheney, who had said he was “very disappointed” with the jury’s verdict. Cheney did not directly weigh in with Fielding, but nobody involved had any doubt where he stood. “I’m not sure Bush had a choice,” says one of the advisers. “If he didn’t act, it would have caused a fracture with the vice president.”

Newsweak just about gives the most disturbing aspect of this a pass: Although the aide found that the jury had reached the proper — and reasonable — verdict, because Bush “hated the idea that a loyal aide would serve time,” and because he didn’t want to risk pissing off Dick Cheney, he commuted the sentence.

So here’s my question:

Is this a nation or laws, or not?

Because if laws can be ignored because we “hate the idea” of some of them, then we’re in for an even worse time when more people start to notice this. But hey, why not, when you can act this way:

  1. lose an election and get installed by a court
  2. trump up evidence to invade a country that didn’t attack you
  3. hold clandestine meetings with energy corporatists to line your friends’ pockets
  4. grab up people from anywhere on the planet and toss them into a gulag with no access to process or representation
  5. get legislation passed that strips away troubling individual rights
  6. and on and on and on until

Internet ends here.

Another reason I’m leaving the iPhone purchase on hold for now

Friday, July 6th, 2007

The battery scam.

The devolution of air travel, Part 3

Friday, July 6th, 2007

lost_luggage_img1.jpgMy luggage arrived last night just before midnight, or almost a day and a half late. I had arranged with the manager of the Men’s Wearhouse here in Cleveland that if it didn’t arrive by midnight, I would be on his doorstep bright and early the next a.m. and he personally would fit me and get my new purchases tailored in time for the wedding and in preparation of my pursuing Southworst Airlines for the full amount. Now that won’t be necessary.

When the bag was first missing, I said to my son and to the first of the four baggage mishandling agents I dealt with, “I think someone else took it by accident.” My son agreed — it is, after all, a rectangular black roller bag, one of about 900 that rolled off our plane — but the baggage mishandlers didn’t think that was plausible. I think the reason for their skepticism is this: this would be akin to admitting a different form of fault, because while claim tickets are issued for each piece of luggage you check, no one checks them against the baggage before handing them out. Why not? To expedite the process — and save money. We all like low-cost airfare, so to some degree we’re all culpable for this situation, but given that I’ve had a baggage problem twice in a row now I’m starting to think I wouldn’t mind a small surcharge. (Either that, or eliminate the ridiculous fear-mongering Bush/Cheney-originated dictum that one can’t travel with more than 3 oz. of liquid or lotion, which is what forced me into checking a bag in the first place.) Last night, after setting forth a plan of action for myself (if no luggage by midnight, then new wardrobe in the morning) and therefore feeling empowered and therefore feeling better, a helpful Southworst baggage agent named Jennifer left me a voicemail saying that my bag had been found and would be delivered. What had been the problem? While they were theoretically scouring the system from Fairbanks to Freeport looking for one of a jillion black roller bags, a “confused elderly lady” took mine by accident and had just returned it. In other words, precisely what I had said in the first place. The bag arrived and I opened it for inspection, wondering if the confused elderly lady had picked through my frillies. My son wondered if there would be “old lady smell.” (He’s 16.) Everything seemed fine, and we enjoyed the remainder of our evening in downtown Cleveland and made arrangements to join my brother and his family and my 82-year-old mother and the rest of our family this morning.

Then my brother called, about 40 minutes ago. My mother’s plane had arrived. But the airline lost her luggage.

The wedding’s tomorrow.

The devolution of air travel, Part 2

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

And of course they lost my luggage.

So it’s the worst of both worlds:  Not only am I in Cleveland for 5 days, I’m there with no luggage.

The devolution of air travel

Wednesday, July 4th, 2007

I’m writing this while waiting in yet another long line in an airport this morning.

First there was the line at baggage check-in at Burbank Airport. Why? Because some of my toiletries were larger than 3 oz. and I refused to throw them away because they were expensive creams and lotions, so I had to check my luggage. I’m unclear on how terrorists might blow up the plane with my anti-razor-burn lotion, but I guess we’ll never get to find out.

Then there was the line for boarding. Of course.

Now I’m in line at a different airport (Phoenix) for my connection. They’re trying to board two different aircraft from this same gate, and mine was just announced as delayed 20 minutes. When was the last time I traveled somewhere by air and the plane was on time? I think… in 2000?

And now I’m looking forward to baggage claim in Cleveland, whenever I ultimately arrive.

All across our consumer society, customer service is ironically shrinking to invisibility. This is the one area in which airlines are at the forefront.

The other directors

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

The other directors who interest me, by the way, are:

  • Fritz Lang, as anyone who followed the Mabuse thread (here and here) could see
  • Buster Keaton

and the only living and working director on the list other than Werner Herzog:

  • Paul Schrader (“American Gigolo,” “The Comfort of Strangers,” “Affliction” and “Auto Focus” put Schrader at the pinnacle of American dramatic film. Scorsese who?)

You may note that each of them is the writer of their films as well.

Strange visions

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Last week the LA Times had a good piece on my favorite working film director, Werner Herzog. Click here to read it.

I’m not sure precisely what compels me to go back over and over again to Herzog’s films, as I do. They’re simultaneously spellbinding and somewhat inept: While he continually dwells too long in scenes that don’t matter, or elides important parts of the narrative flow, or provides you with what seems like exactly the wrong shot, his films nevertheless have a raw immediacy — a power — that is almost entirely lacking elsewhere. Most movies just don’t interest me; all of Herzog’s do. Including especially:

  • “Aguirre, Wrath of God,” which I keep returning to even as I’m “improving” its storytelling with my own director’s cut in my mind;
  • “Fitzcarraldo,” also starring his frequent co-conspirator, the maniacal Klaus Kinski; in some ways this is the prototypical Herzog drama, about a fantastical and impractical pursuit (in this case, dragging a steamboat up and over a mountain in the Amazon to get it to another river);
  • The documentary “My Best Fiend,” about Kinski, who was either seriously disturbed or flat-out the most convincing portrayer ever of mania — on-screen and in real life;
  • The documentary “Little Dieter Needs to Fly” (imminently to be released in a fictionalized version called “Rescue Dawn” and starring Christian Bale). The ending has an unexpected majesty that I still don’t understand;
  • And finally, “Grizzly Man,” which while Herzog says reminds him that life is about chaos, renews my faith in order because the nice naive man who views grizzly bears as his friends finally gets eaten by one.

All of these films are in some way a mess. But that chaos is what gives them life, and what makes every scene flawed and astonishing.

Best “estate sale” ever

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

This was sent to me by good friend Doug Hackney (he of “Doug’s Reading List” fame).

Before we get to the actual email — and I hope you’ll click through to take a look at the astonishing images — let me say this:
Circa 1980-1983 when I was managing Parts for Imports, we had a demolished early Jag back in the weeds by the bay behind the building — a car that originally had a wood frame that had now rotted away — and people often came by and offered thousands and thousands of dollars for what was left of it. (Which was very little.) One of the owners, Tom, told me he was holding out for real value. At the time, I thought he was nuts. Now I know better. There was a big piece in the LA Times magazine a few weeks ago about restorers of rare cars; many of the models shown in these photos are worth hundreds of thousands each, no matter any decay or disrepair.

On Jul 3, 2007, at 10:12 AM, Douglas Hackney wrote:

I did some searching on this. I couldn’t find anything on scopes.com, so that was promising. I finally found a blog with an entry from a guy who claims to have: “Read about this in the Portuguese newspapers the other day. It belonged to a wealthy doctor here in Portugal and he passed away and nobody knew about his collection.” The blog post was from March 2007. So, no evidence of an urban legend and at least a tenuous thread that it may be legit.

If legit, it’s the ultimate dream of every car guy who ever lived, at least the ones who grew up reading Road & Track.

The collection looks more like that of a wealthy, mildly eccentric doctor than a mob hot car transfer/storage facility or even a speculator’s investment portfolio who was betting on rising prices for specific examples. I think it’s too eclectic, with too much duplication and too many oddball, low value cars peppered into the mass of rare models to be the work of a professional collector.

But whatever it is, the link below is worth checking out.

Be well,

Doug

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Barn Find in Portugal

How would you like to have bought this property?

Imagine you’re going to live in Portugal.

You find a lovely farmhouse set on a decent plot of land.

The place has been empty for 15 years…

While exploring your new property you find a large barn.
The door is padlocked and welded shut and it’s all rusted solid.
So you grind the padlock and the welds off and………

Click here to see.