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Sleepwalking

Monday, February 1st, 2010

It’s almost 1 a.m. and my 11-year-old daughter just came downstairs and interrupted my watching a terrible Kevin Spacey movie about Bobby Darin. The way she charged into the room and then just stood there, I could tell she was sleepwalking.

“I just wanted to tell you something,” she said. “There are these two pieces of driftwood on my bed.”

“Okay,” I said, gratefully switching off the movie. “C’mon.” She went into the kitchen and I called after her while I gathered up the remnants of a late snack I’d had of an orange, some filet, and a glass of shiraz: “Wait for me. Just wait there.” I didn’t want her roaming around the house. I came into the kitchen and set the plate and glass on the counter and got myself some water for my bedside. She waited in the dining area. “Okay,” I said, “You can show me that driftwood.”

We got upstairs and she turned on her bedside lamp and slipped into bed, running her hand over the coverlet to her right. “I don’t know what happened,” she said, feeling where the driftwood had been. I knew from experience that just minutes before, she had seen and felt that driftwood right there. “It was right here.”

“I know,” I said. I turned off her light and kissed her good night. “I’ve had it my whole life.”

Wasted talents

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

Slate recounts how John Edwards kept his affair hidden for more than two years while maintaining his high-profile job hunt. (Ultimately, we hired someone else. Thankfully.) Anyone this devious would’ve been wasted in the White House. Note to spy agencies domestic and foreign:  He’s available.

Bankrupt state, bankrupt state theatre

Friday, January 29th, 2010

I tweeted this yesterday. Now the LA Times has the story:  The Pasadena Playhouse, the state theatre of California, is closing its doors.

Steven Eich is quoted. I’ve known Steve for almost 10 years and have immense respect for his abilities. I also know his love for the artform. Closing the theatre couldn’t have been an easy decision for him or for anyone involved.

Is there hope for keeping it open? I hope so. Whether or not that happens, this is a further reflection on the mismanagement of California, a place where the state theatre is left to buckle and break — just like the schools, just like roads and bridges, just like emergency rescue, just like higher education, just like everything else.

Making me look good

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

A big thank-you to artists/designers Penny Seechooratana and Lipaz Savion at Counterintuity for the new look of this site. I’m grateful that the long national nightmare of the “design” that I did is finally over.

They’ve been itching to put up something better for a while. What was the hold-up? Me. Finally I told them to just do what they thought would look good, and here we are. I have no idea where they got that photo of me.

There are more improvements to come. (The photo is probably going to stay, though.)

Still reclusive

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

J.D. Salinger wasn’t seen in public again today, a trend that is expected to continue indefinitely.

Dome update

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Yes, I am working on that piece about Stephen King’s book “Under the Dome,” and why you shouldn’t read it. It’s not my intention to write a magnum opus — but I am at 835 words, and counting. The book is so bad, I’m not sure where to stop. In the meantime, please bear with me,  and don’t read the book.

Game changer

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

I have a MacBook Pro laptop. I have a desktop iMac. I have an iPhone. I don’t need an iPad, but I have to say, this video made me want one.

I’m not ready to leave behind my tactile relationship with books. I am very ready to leave behind my relationship with newspapers and magazines, however. While we preserve books (keeping them, or lending them, or donating them), periodicals are conceived in impermanence (hence their disposability). Although I have been emotionally unable to cancel my daily newspaper subscription, as regular readers of this blog know, I could easily do so with my subscriptions to Inc. and Fast Company and the Los Angeles Business Journal and the San Fernando Valley Business Journal and the New Yorker and Entrepreneur and the Dramatist, because the key feature — portability — would be supplemented by new benefits: reduction in paper and clickability to related material.

Why haven’t I, then, gotten a Kindle? Because the Kindle is solely a reader (and, to a degree, a browser). The iPad is a Kindle with netbook benefits, including email, video, apps, and more. Why carry a single-blade pocketknife when you can have a multi-tool that takes up less space?

Will I get an iPad? Looking ahead, yes — at some point. We all know full well that iPad 2.0 will be released within 12 months — if not sooner. We know this from experience with the iPod and the iPhone. iPad 2.0 will feature 4G. Count on it. That’s worth waiting for. The other thing worth waiting for is the related price drop on the current offering — although I have to say, I was astonished by how low-priced the base model is. Everyone was anticipating Apple to bring out a tablet for under a thousand bucks. I don’t think anyone was expecting the base model to run less than five hundred bucks. As a colleague said today on a conference call, “That’s the end of the Kindle.”

Today’s inspirational message

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

The State of the Union address, as delivered by Steve Jobs.

(Don’t) Rescue Me

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Michael Hiltzik on why California — and its Republican governor — should stop looking to the feds for a bailout.

Favorite line:

In a letter to the state’s congressional delegation last week seeking a $6.9-billion federal handout, the governor said “California lawmakers have done nearly everything that can be done to address this historic fiscal crisis.” This is true, if you define “nearly everything that can be done” as “almost nothing.”

We’ve had years of “almost nothing” now, and there’s plenty of blame to spread around for that. My hope is that California’s budget is now so thoroughly broken that the next class of elected leaders will be forced to fix it. Perhaps they could start by rebuilding the car tax that Arnold Schwarzenegger  demolished — which took $6 billion annually out of the state treasury, which is a big part of what knocked the budget out of balance. And a little reform of the prison-industrial complex would help too.

Philip K. Dick for real

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

The LA Times’ Scott Timberg provides a basic overview of Philip K. Dick’s final years, which Dick spent living in Orange County when it was in its late Reagan period.

This piece makes mention of the forthcoming film adaptation of one of Dick’s finest novels, “Radio Free Albemuth.” I’m always torn when it comes to filmed versions of novels I love.  As a playwright, I love what actors and directors bring to words — the good actors and directors, anyway. But film is a different medium; a novel doesn’t need anyone but the writer. So, in general, I stay away. That didn’t prevent me from seeing the filmed version of “The Road” (more about that later), and I’m still itching to see that film version of “Anna Karenina,” because Alfred Molina seems as though he’d be so perfectly cast as Levin. Of course, once I heard that Molina was playing Levin, I haven’t been able to think of Levin in any other form — and that’s part of the problem.

This story also mentions Dick’s “realist” novels. For many years, I eagerly awaited their posthumous publication; then, unfortunately, they started to get published. “Confessions of a Crap Artist,” which was published in Dick’s lifetime, is an ingenious and completely captivating postmodern story told from three different points of view; ultimately, the entire story may be a lie (or fiction) told by the self-professed “crap artist” of the title. It’s a book that should stand alongside far better known literary American novels of the 20th century.  “Mary and the Giant” has the benefit of an explosive story — a young white girl takes up with a large African-American singer and then an elderly shopkeeper — but is utterly lacking thematic unity; its ending leaves you wondering what it was all about. “Voices from the Street,” written in 1952 and finally published in 2007, makes for less engaging reading than the Chinese phone book. Characters natter on endlessly about nothing. I tried twice to read it and got only halfway. Here’s a review from “In Milton Lumky Territory” that might speak for most of the non-science-fiction books Dick wrote:

Like many of Dick’s main characters in his realistic novels, Bruce and Susan decide they need to move to start again—but missing from most of these novels is what happens to the characters after they have moved. Similarly, the tone of In Milton Lumky Territory is not very adroit; as in his science fiction novels, the story can feel sparse and padded with unneeded adjectives. There is little of the wild conjecture that one finds in Dick’s more popular books; rather than oppressive and violent governments of the future, there are toxic personalities to avoid.

That sounds about right:  Nothing happens in these books.  And no, not much happens in Philip Roth’s latest book either, but it happens far more interestingly because the internal life of the protagonist is so deeply plumbed.

These negatives about the realist novels  aside (and, again, one of them is excellent), I’m confident that Philip K. Dick’s legend and influence will grow even higher. Edgar Allan Poe was a far worse writer, one given to lugubrious prose in his fiction and overstressed cadences in his poetry, but we remember him for inventing the detective story and the gothic horror tale. Dick has made no less an impact in his paranoid but telling vision of an overcommercialized culture controled by the colation of government, business, and celebrity. This vision is best expressed as a whole in three books — “Ubik,” “Radio Free Albemuth,” and “Confessions of a Crap Artist”– and they remain recommended.