ProPublica’s Michael Grabell examines the top seven “truisms” you hear about the economy and the now-ended stimulus program — and finds that most of them are false.

Now that I’m 49, and getting a closer look at 50, I’ve decided that I’m making some changes. I don’t want to become set in my ways. I want to stay young and open to new experiences. I thought I’d start by just listing a number of changes I’m going to make.

1. I’m not doing my laundry every Sunday any more. I’ve done that for years. From now on, I might do it late on Tuesday, if I like. Or some other time. It’s really up to me and how I feel at the moment and whether or not I have any clean underwear left.
2. Now that I’ve got the ball rolling, here’s another change I’m going to make. I’m switching dry cleaners. The one I’ve been with always puts cardboard inserts in my collars, and no matter how I complain, they won’t stop. So I’m quitting them.
3. Speaking of quitting, from now on, if I don’t like the book I’m reading, I’m quitting it. No more reading all the way through to the end out of some misguided sense of responsibility. It’s my life, and I’m running out of time in it, so now either it’s good or it’s gone. In fact, I’ve already started on this one. Goodbye, “Light in August” by William Faulkner. I’m halfway through you and I still don’t really know what you’re about and now I see that I don’t care enough to ever find out.
4. If I want the fries, I’m ordering the fries. Finito.
5. But I’m not ordering some pre-bundled “meal” that comes with a soda, because I don’t want the soda.
6. I’m not voting for Democrats any more just because they’re Democrats. Now, I just might not vote for them. (I’m still not voting for Republicans, though.)
7. From now on, I am under no obligation to watch everything I’ve DVRed. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at some point to record “American Pickers,” but now I’m deleting it.
8. Same goes for my Netflix queue. Yes, their recommendation succeeded in convincing me to put the Bulgarian comedy in my queue. But they can’t make me watch it.

I will be adding more to this list as time goes by. (Or I won’t. It’s up to me.)

I just found out that when PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) gave Bill Clinton their Person of the Year Award nine months ago, they estimated that his new vegan diet spared the lives of 200 animals a year. So, put another way:  Are they saying that Bill Clinton ate 200 animals a year? I mean, I know the guy had an appetite, but this seems preposterous. I’m wondering if someone over there did inhale. And did any press, then or now, question this? This is roughly one animal every other day. That’s a lot of animals, so they must have been small. Was he picking robins out of their nests? Tossing baby chicks into his mouth like popcorn? What’s the deal with this?

This video from Jon Stewart reveals again the herd mentality that is the press and the professional talking-points circuit. They’ve all anointed a troika atop the GOP nomination sweepstakes — Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry — but it takes a TV comedian to remind us that Romney and Perry have won nothing, and that someone else — someone they ignore or mock — came within about 150 votes of winning. That guys name is Ron Paul (the name they shall not mention). While I generally disagree with Congressman Paul, he has more integrity than the other three put together and squared.

Last year when I flew back east with my family, a TSA agent detained my 12-year-old daughter to search her floral pink roll-on bag. While Emma stood there and cried, the agent pulled out markers, drawing paper, socks, and girls panties, but no weapons or explosives. None of the  passengers seemed reassured that a terrorist threat had been averted. I know I wasn’t, and my wife was so angry that, if anything, the level of potential threat rose.

Yesterday while flying home, a friend and her family were similarly held up by TSA, this time so that her son could be frisked.  Clearly, he is another imminent threat. (He starts kindergarten tomorrow.)

Good news, though:   The TSA is further bolstering its training and its security measures. Now, in addition to frisking kids and pawing their gummy bears, they will chat up everyone in line. After an extensive two-week training course, they will employ new skills in casual interrogation and reading of  “micro-expressions.” I don’t mind their reading my expressions — I’m going to make them no matter what — but here is my planned answer when they ask me what is the purpose of my trip:  “None of your damn business. I still live in what’s left of America.” And then they can read the accompanying expression on my face.

If the Taliban or al Qaeda ever succeed in convincing middle-class Americans to strap their kids with explosives to blow up planes, I suggest that we just turn the country over to them, because truly they will have won, and deservedly so, because we will have abandoned all decency, all morality, and every shred of common sense. In the meantime, I think they should leave the kids alone and not grill us about where we’re going or why.

This little photo on Facebook is generating some traffic. It’s a shot of books in the backpack of a U.S. soldier deployed in Afghanistan. We can’t make out all of them, but I applaud the thinking behind two of them:  Tim O’Brien’s “The Things They Carried” (which must be required reading in every college literature or creative-writing class, because everyone I know in one of those has read it) and “The Philosophy of Jean-Paul Sartre.”

I would add “Cat’s Cradle” by Kurt Vonnegut (and not, notably, “Slaughterhouse Five,” probably best left for reading when one isn’t actively deployed).

What would you add, if you were fighting a miserable war in a terrible faraway clime?

“Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them.”

So here’s the question:  How come I know this quote from Frederick Douglass and, apparently, Barack Obama doesn’t? Because I have to think if he knew it, he’d heed it, instead of hoping to get along with people powerfully opposed to him.

I saw the new “Planet of the Apes” movie last night (“Rise of the…”) and absolutely loved it. (But then, I love all the “Apes” movies… with the exception of the execrable Tim Burton version.) One of the many delights of the movie were all the references to the classic film series, which many members of this Los Angeles cinema audience got. (When one of the characters cried out “Take your stinkin’ paw off me you damn dirty ape!” the audience broke out in applause.) The LA Times has helpfully compiled a list of all the new movie’s tips-of-the-hat  to its forebears. Here it is.

I look forward to the attendant dance craze in which each of us is asked to “Rotate Your Owl.”

How did Obama blow the debt-ceiling negotiation? Maybe he just wasn’t crazy enough.