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Miscommunication

Think it’s obvious what you’re saying (or writing)? Read these instructions for surviving a terrorist attack.

2 Responses to “Miscommunication”

  1. Joe Stafford Says:

    I laughed at this one until I started to cough uncontrollably.

    Wordless pictogram instructions come now in every
    single unassembled product produced by IKEA, some are
    shall we say, easy to pervert into these kinds of twisted
    ‘new world’ messages. Esp. enjoyed the suggestion of climbing
    under a table to auto-fellatiate. If a healthy majority
    of the worlds population could do that there’d be no risk
    of man-made apocalipse.

  2. Lee Wochner Says:

    Which reminds me:

    Last week on the phone a friend started coughing and said, “Excuse me, I’m choking on myself.”

    To which I responded: “You must be very flexible.”

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