In case you were worried
A public entity that I can name later and that approached me about having a part-time role with them ran a security screening on me. I just go the results.
- I have no reportable records with the Los Angeles County criminal court.
- I have no reportable records in the National Criminal Database.
- And, hey, it turns out that I’m not a registered sex offender.
The first time I had clearance like this was in 1984 when CBS hired me to help them cover President Reagan’s appearance in Hammonton, NJ during his re-election campaign. I was cleared. Literally had FBI clearance for several years.
Until now, the most recent time was in 2000 when the University of Southern California ran a check on me prior to hiring me to teach. I must have passed — never saw the report — because I taught there for 10 years. I think that was the most recent time — but who knows who might have run a check on me since then?
All things considered, you should feel safe to associate with me.
At the same time, I wonder what tests like this would have turned up about Les Moonves, or Bill Cosby, or Harvey Weinstein, or then-Congressman Anthony Weiner, or if they were even run.
Maybe we need new tests.
December 21st, 2018 at 12:50 am
The screening is no doubt the result of you being assigned some important Secret Mission, about which the President will deny all knowledge.
December 21st, 2018 at 7:28 pm
Don’t forget about the NJ state Division of Gaming Enforcement review for a casino license to work in an Atlantic City Casino.
I’ve had to go through the process a few times.
December 22nd, 2018 at 6:16 am
I still expect any minute now to hear Chump deny all knowledge of Lee Wochner.