Hulk says buy Hulk products
Lee likes Hulk fists. Keeps them where people that visit Lee can see them and use them if they are lucky. They are big and thick like Hulk’s fists, but rubbery soft — not like Hulk! Bang them and they talk like Hulk! “Hulk Smash!” or sometimes “GRRROARRRR!”
Lee goes home and what does he find on kitchen table? New Hulk game. It is great. Like old Operation game, but operate on Hulk instead! Hulk not need operation, but Hulk gets the joke. And old Hulk games made Hulk sad. Bad games, and bad drawings by Sal Buscema. Why they have Sal Buscema draw Hulk so much for so many years? Argh. Best part of new Hulk Operation game: Have to remove toxic fart from Hulk! Look for yourself!
Except on box it looks like Hulk fart comes out on its own. Into Spider-Man’s face! Lee’s little boy loves this and Hulk loves this and Hulk is going to do it to Spider-Man next Secret War for sure.