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Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?

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4 Responses to “Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?”

  1. Catherine Says:

    As I told Barry, the article I read in the Times said that it would take 2-3 weeks for it to build up to planet-eating capacity….

  2. Barry Says:

    How do we know that link isn’t lying… I remain unconvinced….

  3. Lee Wochner Says:

    To Catherine: This is why you should check back frequently for updates.

    To Barry: As Socrates noted some time ago, all of this might be a lie, a distraction from the actual reality that is all around us; the only recourse is to make the decision that the life we see is true, and consequently play by its systemological rules. (And, as Voltaire noted, man is inherently optimistic because he goes to bed making plans for the next day.) Treat the link accordingly.

  4. Joe Says:

    Like so many medications that take time for a titrated ‘therapeutic level’ to build in the bloodstream, the collider (sp?) needs to titrate too?? Holy mackerel, I’ve got a care plan due on August 22, should I just go ahead and say fuck it? Or will Mr. Messoratti’s COPD go untreated?, in a big way?

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