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Don’t sweat the Brexit

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I got up this morning and screamed, “Sell everything!” I put my house on the market, gathered up the guns and ammo, loaded up the vehicles with water and canned goods, and got ready to set off for the mountains. After all, the English, who clearly are at the root of all of the world’s economy, controlling as they do some fraction of 2.5% of the world’s economy, had voted to pick up their Crackerjacks and go home!

Then I read this, from my friend Jane Beule of financial planning firm Griffin Black.

So now all of us have more time to work on our doomsday prep. Newly advised by Jane, I started unloading the minivan.

Next week:  Those Killer Bees — they’re getting closer!

 

3 Responses to “Don’t sweat the Brexit”

  1. Dan Says:

    Loved it! But do you REALLY own any guns??

  2. Lee Wochner Says:

    Yes. (But who in America doesn’t?)

  3. Paul Says:

    Don’t forget the Zika virus being brought to the US by Mexican bugs! Build a wall!

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