Note to the band on stage right now
The four of you hunched over laptops does not equal performance, just as that cacophony of sound effects does not equal music.
My theory about why you’re the opening act: You’re so bad that the headliner will seem like The Beatles by comparison. So your transparent failure has been encouraged.
If you can see me back here, now you know why I’m typing into my phone. As is everyone else back here.