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Because Americans can never get too much of anything…

I present, for your Thanksgiving enjoyment, the Bacon Turducken, a chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. I know you want the recipe, so just click the image.  Mm. That’s heart-attack-alicious.

What did the turkey die of? Shame.


7 Responses to “Because Americans can never get too much of anything…”

  1. Rich Roesberg Says:

    Looking at that picture for more than 60 seconds may be hazardous to your health.

  2. Paul Crist Says:

    What they did to the chicken, duck, turkey, and bacon is just not right.

  3. Lillie Duke Says:

    I used to love bacon, but… This nightmarish concoction gave me goose bumps, and not of the pleasurable variety.

  4. bacon lova Says:

    I just about jizzed in my pants when I saw this.

    If you can’t appreciate a bacon dream catcher then you are anti-american.

    Leave the country. And while you’re at it head over to Australia, they’re dicks over there.

  5. bacon loser Says:

    that is disgusting, bacon is my life and i dont think i can ever eat it again so curse you whoever posted this curse you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. mick Says:

    bacon lova I bet you weigh over 300 pounds .
    Love from “down under” ,no you sick dick ,it wasn’t a sexual reference.

  7. sstuart Says:

    bacon: god’s bookmark

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