Today’s snappy comebacks
My wife and I spent the ninety minutes after dinner helping our kids with their homework. Our 12-year-old daughter labored over subtracting fractions by first converting them to decimals and performing long division, a task that I first demonstrated, then wondered about, then completed by saying “Ask your mother” and returning to my reading. Our 8-year-old son’s homework involved rounding numbers to their nearest hundred.
Wife: “Does he know how to round?”
Me: “More or less.”
I give her this: She laughed, and it even seemed genuine.
Later, she and I were discussing the degree to which he understands sarcasm.
Him: “I understand sarcasm just fine, Dad.”
Me: “You’re just saying that.”
Him: “My head hurts.”
September 23rd, 2010 at 10:45 am
Another fun retort, although not related to homework:
Daughter: “You know what I wish for?”
Me: ” World peace?”
Her: scathing look and “NO, I’m just a kid, I wish we had more jello pudding”.