Today’s helpful tip: nature is not cute
Kids, if you’re going to go out into nature, you should know: There are wild things out there, called animals, wild animals precisely, that are not like hamsters or kitty cats or little lap dogs. These wild animals either fear you or desire to eat you. In either case, they are likely to harm you. As these two found out.
And parents: If you’re going to go out into nature, and you’re going to take children with you, please instruct them in this. Jeez.
If you grew up anywhere near snapping turtles, as I did, you know what’s going to happen here. For those of us who know what’s coming, there’s more tension in this short video than anything that’s up for an Oscar this year.