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Snappy answers to stupid questions, #1 in a series

(With apologies to Al Jaffee and Mad magazine.)

Today I had to drop off a prescription at CVS. (No, it wasn’t so I could cook meth. I could’ve just bought the stuff for that.)

When I handed it over, the order-taker (I’m not sure she was a pharmacist), who never bothered to say hello or even look up at me, said, “When do you want this?”

To which I said, “Instantaneously. Doesn’t everyone?”

Which finally got her to look at me.

3 Responses to “Snappy answers to stupid questions, #1 in a series”

  1. Dan Says:

    Years ago, shortly after cutting off my finger I went to the pharmacy with a precription for pain medication. Presented it with my obviously-injured hand & got the same question.

  2. Paul Says:

    Good customer service would have the person taking the prescription asking are you going to wait for the medication and give a time when it would be ready.

  3. MAD RICH Says:

    Don’t apologize to Al Jaffe and Mad Magazine. Rube Goldberg was using that idea decades before them, under the title FOOLISH QUESTIONS.

    “CHOPPIN’ WOOD, ZEB?”

    “NO, LUTHER, I’M CARVING A BOWL OF SOUP.”

    That’s an actual example from the book RUBE GOLDBERG VS. THE MACHINE AGE.

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