My Iowa caucus prediction
The Iowa caucuses are tomorrow. I’ve been following the polls closely, as well as a great deal of press coverage. Also, I have been to Iowa, to lose about a hundred bucks in a casino a few years ago, and to stop in at a strip club with friends. (Female friends who thought it would be fun. But the club was closed.) Given my obvious expertise, expertise that puts me on equal footing with anyone on MSNBC or Fox News, I feel confident that I can make this prediction regarding the caucus results: I predict that the winners will be a Republican and a Democrat that the majority of Americans don’t want as president.
In fact, I 100% guarantee this will be the result.
February 2nd, 2016 at 2:02 am
You’re right on the money!
Got any tips on the Lotto?
February 21st, 2016 at 8:45 pm
Wrong again, Wizard Wochner! Ted Cruz would make a great President IMHO! Of course, America is probably too stupid to elect him given the options of a batshit crazy old man, a tired carpetbagger that is flailing for significance, and a self-promoting snake oil salesman that wants to put a neon sign over 1600 Pennsylvania Ave that says “Trump House”.
February 21st, 2016 at 8:50 pm
I stand by my prediction. I said “the winners will be a Republican and a Democrat that the majority of Americans don’t want as president.” Check the polling — no matter what you believe, most people don’t want Ted Cruz or Hillary Clinton. (Or any of the other candidates.)