Getting all dewy
Many years ago, just out of high school on a camping outing with friends, I drank too much, acted up, ate a raw chicken, and passed out on the outside of the tent when I thought I was inside it. When I woke up, I was lying next to a pile of blood-red chicken bones and covered in dew. In other words, I was not strangely beautiful like these giant hi-res photos of bugs in the morning dew. But some people certainly wanted to squish me.
February 17th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Perhaps not as beautiful, but passed out wedged between your bed and the wall was very entertaining for the rest of us. As was your being the foundation for a beer can pyramid in front of the Christmas tree. I’m more interested in how you look after a self-induced coma these days. Does Val wish to comment?
February 18th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
That had to have happened on the camping-canoe where we almost decided to leave you behind in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. For a small fee I will not pass the story on to your kids.
February 19th, 2011 at 5:17 am
Well, there’s two disgusting stories for ya! Eeep.
February 19th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Paul: No, that was years prior to the camping-canoe trip. The camping-canoe trip was after college, but before grad school. So much for your work as unofficial archivist!
February 19th, 2011 at 4:07 pm
…Oh, I agree with Mark (Said in the voice of David Gergen)…