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Backseat discussions

Most mornings of the week, I drive my daughter and younger son to school. During that drive, I’m privy to the inner workings of childhood dynamics. For me, it’s like fieldwork in cultural anthropology. Here’s a verbatim transcript of an exchange between 6-year-old Dietrich and 10-year-old Emma. And no, I don’t know why this was such an important and compelling topic of discussion.

Dietrich:  You know what’s really gross?  Boys that sit down to pee. Girls sit down to pee.

Emma: I know.

Dietrich:  Boys pee standing up. Girls sit down. Girls pee out of their butt.

Emma: No, they don’t.

Dietrich:  Yes they do.

Emma: No, they don’t.

Dietrich: How do you know?

Emma: Because I’m a girl, dumbhead!

Silence ensued.

More on this later as the situation develops.

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