Backblog
I’ve got a backlog of things I want to write about on this blog (or, perhaps, a “backblog”), but first an explanation of my recent absence, which is not the norm. (An astonishing two weeks of being MIA is shocking in extremis.) My absence can be tied to, well, absence: Yes, I travel frequently, but lately it seems I’ve been out of town constantly.
First, I went to San Jose for three days.
Then I was back in Burbank for two days, and left for San Diego.
When I got back from San Diego, I had to get ready to head off for Miami. (I’m en route now, writing this from the airport in Las Vegas. Where I just won seventy bucks on an airport slot machine, thank you very much.)
Yes, we live in an age of Wifi, and yes, it’s available just about everywhere. But here’s what’s really changed: The incredible draining inconvenience of air travel. Thank you, terrorists, for all these changes to airport security. It gladdens my hear to have my car stopped at airport drive-ons and cursorily checked, and you know how much I enjoy the near strip-search at every airport. And the commute to the airport, whichever airport it may be, and the commute back from the airport, and, often, the connecting flights to other airports. I’d also like to thank the number-cruncher who figured out that it was in airlines’ best interests to overbook every single flight because it’s economically advantageous to piss off your customers rather than leave some seats unsold. The long and the short of all this is this: In this country at least, it’s far more draining and time-consuming to be a frequent air traveler than ever before in my lifetime, a situation that is exacerbated by the termination of so many routes and the overloading of so many flights that I can’t recall the last time I took a trip wherein some leg of it the flight wasn’t late or canceled, and sometimes with even worse results because I’ve now missed a connection, a situation that sadly we’ve now all grown accustomed to and accepting of.
Anyway, now that I got that out of my system (can you tell that my first flight was delayed?).
NEWS FLASH — while I was writing that message, an alert came over the loudspeaker. Guess what? It seems that my flight to Ft. Lauderdale is “overbooked,” and they’re offering a hotel stay here and a roundtrip ticket anywhere in the U.S. to anyone willing to take a later flight, i.e., a flight tomorrow. If I didn’t have plans for tomorrow in Florida, I might consider it. But it just proves my point, doesn’t it?
It’s not just the frequent travel that’s kept me off the blog, because, well, all those hotels obviously have Wifi too. It’s that I’ve been busy. Really busy. Jammed. Like, “How can I get all this done?” jammed. I’m writing a book, I’ve got lots of client work (always reassuring), and, well, I did go to this thing called Comic-Con. (!) But now I’m back and although posts may be relatively light the next few days as I finish playing catch-up, please know that I never intend to be AWOL for two weeks again. And, to the readers who sent kind little inquiries, yes, I’m alive and well.