Today’s kid wisdom
Yesterday, my son was home from college for all of about five hours. At around hour three, his 8-year-old brother said, “Hey, Lex, aren’t you supposed to leave? ‘Cause you suck up all our food. No offense.” He then added that, “You can say anything if you add ‘No offense.’ “
Seems true!
October 5th, 2010 at 3:25 am
My mom lives in Soutrh Carolina, home of some -uh- “interesting” politicos, and she says you can say anthing about a person so long as you add, “Bless his/her heart,” as in,
“She drinks every night till she passes out, bless her heart,”
or
“He ought to just go to Brazil and jump anything that couldn’t outrun him, bless his heart.”